You all do realize, that years from now. When new members dig through the archives of the Forums much like archaeologists do through the tombs of our distant past, they will come upon a topic which will not only intrigue them but baffle them at the same time. This topic will be "kisses", and within they will find stories of hair, pretzels and this mythical thing called a "tatortot!". Likely they'll cross reference this with all forms of paranormal text to see the hidden meaning. And then they will see that it all ties back to that dreaded nemesis, THE ORB!
Spielberg, eat your heart out!